Tuesday, May 6, 2008

THIS SATURDAY!

For all of you that ask about canning, are getting anxious to get your year supply, want MORE than powder milk, you want liquid shelf stable milk, not to mention whipping cream and butter.
For those who dont want to worry about buying more year supply for 30 more years, taste that food and get distributor prices on Mountain House.
For those who want to get twice as much at the grocery store and pay the same amount you have budgeted.
Did you want to learn about solar sun ovens.....
For those who want to learn about produce co-op, wheat grinders, pressure cookers and anything to do with preserving food.
For those that want to know how to buy grains and fruit and cocoa at a bulk price.....
What about easy to carry and store, stackable water jugs and convenient food storage buckets......

THEN COME THIS SATURDAY TO MY HOUSE AND I'LL HAVE IT ALL HERE FOR YOU TO LEARN ABOUT, SAMPLE AND BUY. IF YOU JUST WANT TO LEARN - COME! IM JUST TRYING TO GET AS MUCH INFORMATION AS POSSIBLE AT ONE SPOT. TELL YOUR NEIGHBORS TOO - THEY WANT TO LEARN.

SATURDAY, MAY 10TH - 9:00 - 12:00 AM AT MY HOUSE
FROM 9 TO 9:30 WE WILL HAVE A CANNING SPECIALIST TO TEACH ABOUT JARRING ANYTHING FROM MEAT TO CAKE. THE REST OF THE TIME IS COME AND GO! HOPE TO SEE YOU!

(IF YOU CANT MAKE IT BUT WOULD STILL LIKE INFO OR TO ORDER OR IF YOU DONT KNOW MY ADDRESS, POST A COMMENT AND I'LL GET AHOLD OF YOU)

20 comments:

Kristal said...

Aww man! I want to come SOO BADLY! Are you just having someone there to talk about produce from co-op? I want to see if anyone does it up here. Um, take lots of pictures and blog about all the ideas! I have to do this stinkin yard sale...blah!

Bri, Lanny, Ben, Jeff and Lukey said...

i'm in! see you there, thanks!!

LuAnne said...

I would love some information. I'm with Kristal - take lots of pics & put it on your blog. We've been trying to get our year supply going.

Jen said...

That sounds great. you will have to do another class when we finally move there!

Jill said...

I too would like some information. I'm also supposed to be having a yard sale this saturday and if we postpone it one more weekend it won't be a good thing. Stuff gathering dust outside on the patio that's just got to go. I also have been canning this week, pinto beans and meat. They're my favorite. Got to get the shelves built back up before the hot summer sets down on us. Then it's just too hot to can. I do all of mine outside. My canner is to big to do inside. Anyway, if you've got some great info to share I'd love some.

Michelle Bradley said...

I'm going to be in San Fran or else I would come. Sorry!

PamJorg said...

Gotta use my coupon!! Thanks again and see you there!!

Holly said...

Um...are you kidding me? I WANT to be there - but, um, 25 people are flying in from out of state to go to my photography workshop and I kinda gotta be there to teach them. Maybe I could get a personal lesson someday. I only know how to do chicken, roast beef, spaghetti sauce, and peaches and I don't think I can survive on those foods alone. PLEASE!!!

dani said...

I'm actually pretty excited about this! I can try and be a little domestic!

Crystal and Mark said...

Last night was so much fun.It was fun getting to know you better. What a great bunch of gals. And girl your the one who can shake it..

Tamee said...

Argh!! Don't do all this stuff without me. It hurts my heart.
No, I don't hate you. But yes I did lose my phone AGAIN. Keith's working on buying a new one. Bless his heart for enduring me.
I want to know everything you learn. OK

Holly said...

Oh, and send me info on buying stuff - I'm a great little shopper!

Reina said...

I found your blog on my cousin Amy John's blog and this sounds so fun. I would love info can you email me?

Mindy said...

Hey Vonda...I am Holly's sister and she told me about your little food storage thing. If you wouldn't mind, I kind of want to come. What do you think? I have been to your house once before back when I did the bead thing with Kristal, but I don't actually remember how to get there. So, if it is okay with you if I crash your party, send me a quick message with your address. Thanks!
(jewelcharm@hotmail.com)

Vonda said...

Love to have EVERYONE, your neighbors, their dogs and their dogs realatives. EVERYONE!

Amy John said...

Vonda, this is Amy. Canning, preserving food, ON MY LIST OF THINGS THAT SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF ME SO I DONT DO IT (but really want to). So, I would love info. But I can't make it to the party unfortunatly.So let me know where I can go to get info. Thanks!!

Reina said...

I live in Tucson and have to be in Queen Creek that day so I can't make the party but I would like info from the party if that is okay.

Vonda said...

Thats why Im having this party, to get everyone informed on all the different ways to buy, preserve and store food and water. I'll get you whatever we have here. Glad your coming!

tammy said...

Sounds fabulous! I would love any info although I can't be there in person! {I used to work with Jen Scott, and blog hop over here frequently. Yes, I'm a lurker/stalker. Oh and I also know Jamie Mortensen. See, we're not total strangers.} Here's my email: got2shop@cox.net.

Karli said...

Vonda, I'm hosting a similar party in N. Mesa and wondered if the lady who talked about canning might be willing to come share her knowledge. Could you send me her name and phone #?

BTW, I'm Holly Brimhall's sister.

Thanks!
Karli
jamesdean__8@hotmail.com

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