Saturday, April 12, 2008

BIRTHDAY BILL TURNS 45!

Heres a Birthday Present for Bill


I wish I would have got on this sooner, but I need some help out there. Most of you know Bill so if you can think of any one liners or one word that describes Bill - I want to add from friends and family and show him on Monday - THANKS!

101 things we love about bill

HOLBROOK ROADRUNNER
Creme Brule'
R.M.
Billy Joe Ray Bob
Charity
ANTI-SLEEPER
"I gotta bad sniffer"
Sweetest man ever!

BABY LOVER
SOFTY
Energizer Bunny
GENEROUS
"You gotta meet those guys, they are the best"
BISHOP
R.E. AGENT
Willards Boy
ASU Graduate


HUMBLE
Sunglasses Looser
COMPASSIONATE
Wife Pleaser
FUN SEEKER
Forgiver
"BRING IT IN"
Pleasant Morning Person
PATIENT
White Trucks
MASTER TICKLER


GIRL DAD
"Im Sorry"
UNSELFISH
Life Lover
BEST FRIEND
Easy going
EAGLE SCOUT
Warm


PERFECT HUSBAND
Sunblock Forgetter
OPTIMISTIC
To know Bill is to love Bill
INFLUENTIAL
Always funny
PEACEMAKER
Annual Girls Camp Attendee
"LPGA"
Sensitive Ears and Toes


NATURE LOVER
Project Creator and helper
PRIESTHOOD HONORER
Selfless
HARD WORKER
Committed to Everything he does
GREAT FRIEND
"Guys and Dolls"
MEETING ATTENDER
Monthly Garage Cleaner


Savers Shopper
GOOD LISTENER
"Knuckle Head"
PROBLEM SOLVER
Glitter hater
HUGGER
card player
CHEERFUL

FRIEND TO ALL
Boogie Boarder
"TICKETMASTER"
Hiker
TEMPLE GOER
"What the"
VONDAS SWEETIE
Love-Hate Relationship with Brodey
COMMUTER
Organized



FAMILY MAN
Make is happen man
"TEAM-ROLLER"
VICE PRESIDENT
"Bonehead"
Mormon Tabernacle Choir lover
CRAZY DRIVER
"This guy is a Stud"

SERVER
Vacation Building Explorer
"IT'LL RUN ITS COURSE"
LAWNMAN
Deathbed Night talker
MAMAS BOY
"We've got a campin trailer"
NATIONAL JOSEPH CITY HORSESHOE CHAMP

PEOPLE PERSON
"Lets talk about hiking"
Tire Man
"He*#s Bells"
SWEET WILLY
Great Provider
PRAY-ER
"Give me 5 minutes" (nap)
PROUD DAD
Helper
ICECREAM SNACKER

16 comments:

Breea said...

SAYINGS- im gunna kill that dog!! AW, hells Bells! I got a bad sniffer! OO look, the whole fam damly is here!

love you dad!

Angie Whitman said...

First, what a cute baby he is holding!!:)

Here are a few:
Charity. Bishop has the pure love of Christ.
Non-sleeper or early riser.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BISHOP BILL!

Chelsea said...

Here's one:
SWEETEST MAN EVER! Really. and HUMBLE too! We share a birthday! Happy Birthday Bishop!

Monkey Pants said...

Rylee woke up this morning and yelled...It's the Bishop's birthday too! Rylee turned 7 today and remembered when the Bishop told her they had the same birthday...she felt so special to share that in common with him.

Tamee said...

I would like to add "The Energizer Bunny" Bill is constanntly on the go. Maybe it's due to the very little amount of sleep that he gets or all the millions of idea to serve that are running around in his head. Happy Day to you, Bill! Really wish we were there to celebrate with you.

SupaDupaJonhson said...

i agree with the crazy driver.
thats for sure. haha

my mom wants to know how you guys know jan winkler..

Dexi McDowell said...

AHWW I LOVE BILL.
i dont even know him that good. but i know for a fact he is amazing and that each and every one of these sayings are true about him. all these qualities shine through to the surface and his beautiful spirit is so wonderful that it can be made known to someone he has just barely met.
I SEND MY LOVE TO PAPA GUTTERY.
A TRUE LIFE LIVER, A LIFE LOVER
AND DEFINANTLY WORTH LOVING

EEK said...

Happy Birthday to my older brother, Bill!

Nichols Family said...

Happy B-day to our awesome Bishop! We always will remember b/c Trent's b-day is the day before. Those Holbrook boys...

Jamie Young said...

We heart our bishop! Happy Birthday to an amazing man!

lindsay levi said...

How about THE BEST BISHOP EVER! I cried when he got released, remember? That was embarrassing. Anyway I also think Bishop Guttery as a young, hip, and fun guy. Sister Guttery too! You guys are the coolest couple.

Happy Birthday Bishop Guttery! I hope you have an awesome day!!

PS My Dad says "Hells Bells" and my Mom says "Look, it's the whole fam damily" TOO FUNNY!!

Michelle Bradley said...

Happy Birthday to Bill! I think we all agree that to know Bill is to love him!

dani said...

Oh what to say about the greatest dad ever...

he's a project helper- he would always stay up late with me in High school to help me with things and I'm sure he still does to this day.

He is hilariously funny and such a goof ball.

"Knuckle-heads" is what he always calls his girls.

Easy and fun to talk to and gives great advice.

He's a wrestler and tickler. The kids now say "Beat me!" when they wanna get taken down by the master.

He's just the best..all this stuff and a ton more. Love ya dad!

kristal said...

Aww, I was gunna say Knuckleheads. Also he says, "what the" a lot. Seems like most anytime we walk through your backdoor we hear him say, "what the?". And I'd like to add, anitsleeper. There are a few of us that LIVE to sleep, and I think it's a chore he'd rather not do. Happy birthday bro! Glad we coudl be there to semi celebrate with you. We talked about you at girl's lunch if that counts.

Erica said...

Am I too late? I will say

"Warm"

He always makes me feel welcome and as if he's thrilled to see me. He is warm and sweet and cheerful. Love you Uncle Bill!

~Cari said...

Happy Birthday to the greatest bishop ever! I love that picture of the two of you with his arms around you. You both look 29! Wait you are 29, right?!
Did he show you the picture of Cloee I sent him recently on his cell phone?

GUTTERYISMS

  • 4/12 Shayna - I said "I really want to buy that table but I dont know where I would put it" (been buying used furniture that I want to redo and its been cluttering up the garage. Shayna said in her sweet inocent voice "you can put it in the garage?"
  • 4/12 - Tessa "Mom, you know what I dont like about mornings? - the sun!"
  • 4/12 - Shayna got her braces a couple of weeks ago and her teeth are starting to go together and she said "Im gonna miss my gap" and she was seriously sad - she wont get to squirt water through her teeth.
  • 3/12 Breea again..... "Mom, I thought it was Lack toesintolerant and I was lacking the toesintolerant, until I read the label"
  • 3/12 Breea was talking about college and she said "In my siriculum (curriculum), I have to take physicology (psychology)"
  • 3/12 - Tessa said - I want to take the "long cut" (instead of the short cut)
  • 3/12 When tucking Shayna and Tessa in Shayna said "You dont have to worry, I set out all your clothes for school tomorrow" - Very Shayna
  • 11/10 When Kayla was little she should always cover her eyes when we went by a graveyard.
  • 4/10 Dont want to forget that Shayna calls the pools water fall a waderfoddle. She also called Aunt Kay, Uncle Kay??? McKenna got grandpa mixed up when she was little and called him "Bunka"
  • 3/10 For some reason, our family forgets the rules to Mexican rummy, shang hi and ALOT of card games, so last Sunday we just delt cards and everyone played whatever rule they wanted. The game lasted about 4 minutes, but we all won!
  • 2/10 I was going to work in Tessas class and she said "Mom, what if you mess up" and I told her I would try not to, but the next thing I know she is asking me if I will pray with her and ask Heavenly Father to help me not mess up. She prayed, and I didnt mess up! (all papers were copied a colated correctly)
  • 3/10 McKenna saying what she liked about Brennon on his Birthday "I like your style and your swager"
  • 12/09 Tessa went to the girls play and said "Willy wonka is hot"
  • 12/09 Kayla has a slight ring worm problem and if you try to hug her she says "OK, but your gonna get all wormy"
  • 12/09 Tessa has been adding Sophia in every prayer including the blessing and this is what she says "Please bless that Sophia will feel better in no time" and her blessing tonight was "Please bless that none of the kids singing on the truck will fall out" - Shes a great prayer
  • 12/09 Tessa said "Mom, I think Im on Santas Bad list" I said "probably not, why are you worried about it?" Tessa "I really dont like coal"
  • 02/09 I asked McKenna if she had taken a shower and she said "I took one, but it didnt work"
  • 11/08 Shayna said "I wish we could have quads like the Poulsens and Jensens, but were too unrich"
  • 10/08 I was bringing Breea home from school and she asked "Can I do my jobs tomorrow? I asked why and she said "If you were to take all the headaches in the world and put them together - thats my headache" DRAMA
  • 10/08 Tessa hands me the camera as we are walking out the door and says "You better take this in case I do something cute"
  • 9/08 Shayna was about 5 and she was giving dad a message and he said "thats a deep tissue message" she said "hold on" and left and came back with toilet paper and stuffed it down his shirt and said "I want to give you a deep tissue message"
  • 8/08 Tessa after hearing some of Kaylas guy friends talk has picked up a new saying "Girls are the devil" - nice.
  • 8/08 As I was carpooling I asked Bailee who she wanted to marry, she said Dallin. Shayna said "Well he is cute mom, no offense"
  • Kayla - She says almost on a daily basis "This will be the last time........" Whether its someone moving, leaving on a mission, the last two weeks before graduation, etc.....
  • Brennon - Whenever he does something he knows we dont like or accidently steps on a toe or runs into someone, he just puts his hand up, smiles and says "high five" You gotta love it
  • Danica - Classic saying "Asians are geneous's"
  • Tessa - 6/08 At the doctors office he was looking in her sore ear and noticed there was still a stitch left in her eyebrow and proceeded to take it out while I was holding her down. She screamed really loud, looked at the doctor and said "I am NOT loving this"
  • Shayna 4/08 She came running in the house, grabed a dress and started heading back out the door to go to Nathaniels baptism. I said "Hey, come back we have to do your hair" She said "No, I dont want to be pretty for Nathaniel" Sure enough, when Bailee and Taryn came over they had their hair perfectly curled, cutest dresses and their shoes matched their dresses (unlike Shaynas)
  • McKenna 4/08 - I had the best dream last night. Mom: What about? McKenna: Snickerdoodles.
  • McKenna and Brennon - 4/08 McKenna: I want to put light blue hightlights in my hair like Klowd 9 - Brennon: I want Lypo.
  • Breea - 4/08 (In a very dramatic manner) "My coach almost killed us today, a few of us threw up, some passed out, she wanted to kill us. I almost threw up."
  • Tessa - 4/08 Talking to Grandma said "The Easter Monster leaves me lipstick under my pillow"
  • Shayna = 4/08 Kayla called from a show but couldnt talk. She said she would call at intermission. Shayna heard me say this and said "Kaylas in her mission?"
  • McKenna - 4/08 "Mom your not fashionable, but you can grow into fashion. It just takes about a month"
  • Kayla - 4/08 Mom said "Its crazy how I have two batches of girls, the older set and the younger" Kayla - "Im glad we could be your test batch"
  • Tessa 4/08 "Brodey - Lets get this party started"
  • Shayna 3/08 I asked her what she did at the gym daycare center she said "I just cleaned things and organized them"
  • Breea 3/08 While saying a prayer at Grandma and Grandpa Hatchs, she says "Bless the Hatchs". Her grandparents were wondering if she even knew she was their granddaughter.
  • McKenna 2/08 Mom, dont buy meat or sugar, Im turning vetrenarian.
  • Tessa 2/08 Mom: Tessa, your such a good girl. Tessa: I dont say stupid or do bad sings.
  • Tessa 1/08 - She was getting chewed on by the puppy and she was half-laughing saying "Are you evil or not evil?"
  • Shayna (6 years old) - She was mesaging dads back and he said "little harder, I need a deep tissue rub" So she went into the bathroom and got a handfull of toilet paper and stuffed down his shirt (deep tissue)
  • Shayna, 11/12/07 Mom: Shayna, say your prayers and thank Heavenly Father for all your blessings. Shayna (super tired): Thats so much. Do I have to thank him for ALL of them right now?
  • TESSA 2007 HALLOWEEN "SHRICK OR SHREET"
  • Some of our favorite word to call each other when gas is passed: POOPER MCGOOPER, FARTER MCGARTER, FLUFFER MCGUFFER, CRAPPER MCGRAPPER, AND TOOTER MCGOOTER
  • Danica (2) Yepadottado
  • Tessa (3) "Mom, I luz you and you luz me - weez luverz"
  • Tessa (3) - "Youz fweekn naughty" Mom "Who taught you that?" Tess "yo mom" (Thanks older sisters)
  • Breea 3 years - We have lots of gerds in our famie.
  • Tessa 2 years - Yoooz funny!
  • Tessa would often take off her shoes at church and when we asked her why she kept taking them off she said "my feet are grumpy". I guess it was better than Shayna at that age not wearing underwear to church (many times) We finally had to start doing panty checks before church.
  • Tessa (3) thirteen, fourteen, five-teen
  • McKenna (10 in a couple of weeks) - Mom, please let me go in with you. Mom - why. Mckenna - I saw a sign that said "criminal on the loose" Mom - I promise not to go in, I'll just talk to her at the door. McKenna - Im gonna roll down my window and watch you *tears bubbling up in her eyes. Mom to friend - Is there a sign that says "criminal on the loose" in your neighborhood? Friend - No, just "crime watch" neighborhood sign.
  • Kip, Kip, Kurray!
  • Tessa said "Can you take my brain off" and I asked her why, and she said "Its really so tight" 8/9/07
  • "sorry your such a looser" *pointer finger used as a puppet - McKenna (5)
  • Grandma Guttery was showing Shayna (4) a picture of me pregnant with her and Grandma said "Thats you inside your mamas belly" and Shayna said "She ate me?"
  • I need some Wotion on my Weggs - Tessa 3
  • Guess what guys? If you put the milk back in the refrigerator it will stay cold. - Kayla 17
  • TESSAS RENDITION OF "OH CHRISTMAS TREE" TURNED INTO "OH PISSMAS PEE" (SHE COULDNT FIGURE OUT WHY EVERYONE WANTED HER TO SING IT ALL THE TIME)
  • "I REALLY DONT LIKE PEOPLE IN THE KITCHEN WHEN I CLEAN, ITS MORE PEACEFUL AND I LOVE THE WAY THE COUNTERS FEEL WHEN I WASH THEM" - SHAYNA (6) - JUNE
  • "YOUR HAPPY WID ME MOM" - TESSA - EVERYDAY
  • Kayla - 4/08 Mom said "Its crazy how I have two batches of girls, the older set and the younger" Kayla - "Im glad we could be your test batch"