Friday, August 31, 2007


It all started with Tessa saying "I wike chocket"





Im so proud of you Tessa - Your a true Hatch!



TRYING OUT THE NEW TRADE-IN CAMERA ON SOME WEIRD GIRLS







LAST POST WITH CRAPPY OLD CAMERA!


KATIE, BAILEE AND BREEA - 3 PEAS IN A POD




THANKS FOR STOPPING BY FOR A DINNER OF BROWNIES, ICE CREAM, BUTTERMILK SYRUP AND WHIP CREAM!

WE LOVE SAM AND RANDA AND THIER CRAZY KIDS!

Thursday, August 30, 2007

2 days more days!
San Diego! Beach! Family! Cards! Friends! Taquitos! Naked-slow-motion-skater! Zoo! Sleep! Bill!

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Had to share.

video

I found a great new way of blogging!


This is all about Kristal, in fact she wrote it.....



On her blog about my mom and dad.......


A piece of history should be shared with all the family......


RIGHT KRISTAL???
Tuesday, August 28, 2007

About Me Tuesday
Ok, today's lesson in Kristal 101 goes back to the roots. We're going to find out why she's the way she is. An interview with pa n ma. We'll start with Ma. Interviewer: Ma, where did you come up with the name Kristal?Ma:Well I was trying to find something, this doesn't make any sense at all, i was trying to find something, i wanted Chanda, but I had a cousin Chanda, I wanted it to end in A, you know. We were all takin about it, and one of the girls said, "let's name her Kristal". We all liked it. I wanted it to be a bit different so we spelled it with a K and an i.Interviewer: Nice. Ma, when Kristal was a kid, what is the worst crime you remember her committing?Ma: You guess! The evidence is still there!!!Interviewer: I can only assume you are talking about the BEAUTIFUL castle/horse fingernail polish painting on your bathroom wall, that you just can't take off because it's mesmerizing?Ma: Yes Interviewer: Ma, we all know Kristal wasn't your average teenager and you tried and tried to make her go shopping at the mall for "normal" girl clothes, but how else was raising Kristal different from raising those other 4 girls?Ma: BIG PAUSE. I do'n know it's hard to pinpoint, um, because she had the talent in every aspect of the other girls. She was good at piano, probably equal to Paula, as good at sports at tamee, but she just didn't want to do it. And to me that was flusterating. She could have been anything in student body and she didn't do that. She tried my patience, but uhhh, it was a learning experience for me. I had to learn to let her be herself and shop at her thrift stores. I wanted to go to ball games, i wanted to go to concerts, i wanted to go to the mall. Savers wasn't my favorite place to shop. I couldn't stand the smell!Interviewer: The smell, hmmmm...Ok, now we'd like to see if she gets a few of her wacky traits from, um, you. When you were a child what was one of the worst crimes you committed?Ma: I don't want to tell you. I guess the one that sticks out in my mind is, I would go down, my dad would send me down to Nicks market to get meat for the cafe, and i would have to sit and wait for HOURS, literally hours for him to get the meat ready and I'd get bored and I'd walk around the store. And uh, i went by the chocolate chips and somebody opened the package, so I ate some, and they caught me, and they thought I had opened them.Interviewer: Oh, heaven forbid YOU open them...sitting there eating them.Ma:. And uh, they called my dad, and they told my dad to come and get me and I had to apologize and pay for the bag of chips, and I never did that again, no matter how hungry I was.Interviewer: Wow, that's a heavy crime.As we all know, you were the Rodeo Queen for a few years, so you must have had lots of men folk a knock in, when was it that you met Mr. Hatch?Ma: First?Interviewer:yes Ma: He noticed me before I noticed him. It was my sophomore year of school. And I don't remember what season of the year it was.Interviewer: What made you fall in love? Oh, and please don't say kissing, I like to think you two don't do that.Ma: It was! (chuckles), well, I don't think it was the kissing. I remember now what happened. We were going to St. Johns to a ball game and uh, he was playing, it was basketball and on the bus this girl told me, "that Paul Hatch is a great kisser" and I said, "oh really?", and so uh, after the game I talked to him and went home with him, and checked it out for myself.Interviewer: Naughty Naughty! Now we all know where Tamee and Vonda get it from. Can you recall one of your first dates with pa?Ma:Yeah, I think we went to love lake with a group of kids. Uh, I just remember going up there. We danced to our car radios. I think we did something, like a party. i can't quite remember.Interviewer:Is it true that you eloped the night of your HS graduation?Ma: Very (no elaboration)Interviewer: Who's your favorite daughter?Ma: Ahhh I AM NOT goin to answer that!Interviewer: Alright, well, it's been a real treat talkin with you today, now can you go make up a nice lunch and change the baby?
And now we'll talk with the infamous Mr. Paul D. Hatch.
Interviewer: Thank you for taking time out of your computer poker schedule to take this interview. I'd like to start out with a fact that you start out most of your conversations with, you were voted "most cool" in your graduating HS class. Why do you think that was?
Pa: I think you only need to look at the yearbook pictures to understand why I would be the coolest guy in the class.
Interviewer: Did it have anything to do with the fact that you had ma on your arm?Pa: She was only on one arm... But it did help..
Interviewer: Other than blowing up every bridge in Navajo County, consequently knocking out people's windows...with dynamite, what is your worst crime as a youngster?
Pa: I was mostly in church reading scriptures as a youth, but the unauthorized taking of apples/sugar cane and watermelons along with knocking out an occasional street light would rank at the top.
Interviewer: What first caught your eye about ma? (keep it clean)
Pa: booty
Interviewer: I can not believe you just said that. On to our next questions...What was one of the funnest pre children moments you remember with ma?
Pa: When we were in Vegas to get married and her getting a bit too friendly with a black car wash attendant.
Interviewer:Nothing to do with him being black though...we love other races...(i have to throw that in so Jase doesn't feel like he's the least favorite son in aw for being arab...it's because he is anti coke) Now let's get down to the nitty gritty, you asked this beautiful YOUNG lady to run away to Vegas with you the NIGHT of her HS graduation...knowing that her parents thought VERY little of you and would NOT approve. Do you feel good about this decision?
Pa: In retrospect........... absolutely!
Interviewer: If one of your own children would have done this...say if Kristal would have eloped the night of her HS graduation with that ugly ole Holbrook boy, what then?
Pa: That is an entirely different circumstance.. don't even go there.
Interviewer: Yeah, um, ok, whatever. Well, that just about wraps up this session of About Me. One last question. who's your favorite daughter?
Pa: I refuse to answer on self incrimination grounds.... But I do have five that I am extremely fond of..Interviewer: Lame.Obviously they are 2 awesome parents, and what could come of that...that's right, awesome kids.
And there you have it, the not so literal making of Kristal D (for Dang Cool) Hatch...later to be Mulder.
Posted by Kristal Mulder at 8:48

THAT IS SO MUCH FUN STEALING OTHER PEOPLES BLOG POSTS, NEVER KNOW WHO'S I'LL STEAL NEXT???

This was the coolest southern sky. It was bloggable, dont you think?


One of Kaylas best friends, Jeff left for his mission to Sierra Leone Africa Mission. We will all miss the happenings of Jeff around our house


Jeffs last band performance


Trip to the mall with my girls is always fun. Kaylas is loving Breeas choice of HC dresses.


Tessa started Miss Nicoles Preschool!
Just a picture of my favorite cookie in the world! What! Dont you take pictures of your cookies? (I know you do Dani)






Monday, August 27, 2007

The Fish Family is home!


Shayna and Tessa "Team clean" the table to get ready for the "Welcome home" party.


Guess who Tessa missed the most? She couldn't keep her hands off his face, fascinated by his furriness.

Lots of fun friends and family came. Thanks to everyone who came and those of you who didn't - well, can I say, you missed out on the never ending match-31 game!

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Angie tagged me and I loved reading her cool life and intersting life. Mines not so much so this ones for the kids.

4 jobs I've had


1. Water Aerobic Instructor


2. Utah Fruit Seller - (Still Selling)


3. Piano Teacher


4. Researcher for Shopping Mall Project


Movies I can watch over and over


1. Sense and Sensibility


2. Everafter


3. Pride and Prejudice (any version)


4. Little Women (any version)


4 Places I have lived


1. Canton, Ohio


2. Moreno Valley, Ca


3. Auburn, Wa


4. Concord, Ca


4 Guilty Pleasures


1.

1. I really don't feel guilty, justified yes, but not guilty

2. I enjoy going to the movies any time, with any body

3. Date nights a couple of times a week with Billy Boy

4. My bed, great video, clean-quiet house, warm chocolate chip cookies, cold milk and my red pillow.


Places I have been on vacation


1.Caribbean Islands (about 7 to 10 on cruises)


2. Caracas, Venezuela


3. Hawaii


4. Santo Tomas, Mexico


4 Favorite Foods


1. Cafe Rio sweet pork salad


2. Paradise Coconut CC Cookie


3. Kona Grill Avocado Egg Roll


4. Chipotle carnitas salad



5. Blue Bunny Coconut Macaroon Ice cream



6. Gecko Grill/Cravings sweet shrimp taco



7. Oregano's Pablo Picasso Salad and Bazookie



8. In and Out Burger, Gorilla style



9. ZieTehas jalapeno pasta with chicken



10. Pei Wei's Mongolian Beef with brown Rice



Oh - we were only suppose to do 4, sorry, my bad.


4 websites I visit


1. phoenix craigslist.org


2. Mine (and your) friends blogs


3. Weight Watchers.com


4. Sloan photography (he did Danis pictures and he's amazing)


4 Places I'd rather be right now


1. On the beach with my family and friends


2. At a cabin with family and friends

3. At my house or yours with family and friends

Im not hard to please if I have everyone with me.

4. Anywhere with Bill (even traffic school, home teaching or Lowes)


4 Books you love


1. My scriptures


2. The ultimate gift


3. The message


4. Anything that can hold my attention and doesn't take more than an hour to read - Im a fair-weather reader.


4 things you would like to know how to do


1. make everyone feel loved like Bill does


2. to teach my girls reach their full potential


3. Loose weight/stop eating out every other day!


4. To play the violin


4 neglected body parts


1. the whole stomach area


2. R.S. arms



3. Feet over-used and neglected



4. Brain - wait, what was the question? I rest my case.


4 things that you worry about


1. Paying off our home so that we can go on a mission when Tess is graduated.


2. Learning and serving with all that I have. Im too lazy lately.


3. Health and safety of everyone I love/Bill having a heart attack, care accident, skin cancer - he goes like the energizer bunny, but I worry about his batteries.


4. Our next president and our nation


4 happy moments


1. Being all together with my family hanging and or playing games


2. Watching our girls do anything they love to do.


3. Danica and Brennons Sealing.


4. Christmas with the WHOLE family


4 things you want to do this year or in the future


1. Find more time to read the scriptures/meditate and pray


2. Get back into all my pre-Tessa clothes (12 more lbs)


3. Get all our debts paid off (including our home)


4. Teach all my girls a musical instrument


4 people I'm tagging


1. Paula Gardner
2. Bethany Gardner
3. Koe Truschke - get going!
4. Michelle Bradley - did I already tag you another time?

Friday, August 24, 2007

Matte' - saw you today - _______ Neilson - cute 3 year old daughter - Mother-in-law and great friend with the same name.

If all these clues fit you - START YOUR BLOG!
Alright - SOOO looking forward to Mama Mia and Becoming Jane. Went Thursday night. We had great seats but into the first scene - way too much naughtiness, second scene more crude stuff, looked at Bill and he had a bewildered look (he saw it in Vegas, of all places, and didn't see or hear anything like that), third scene Danica and I couldn't stop laughing at Brennon who, first of all, we had to talk him into going, second was starting to wonder what kind of family he had married in to. McKenna and Breea were a little confused at the whole thing and then came INTERMISSION! Yay! We decided to leave and went out into the hall were we saw a few friends from old wards and even gave our seats to some that were up in the balcony. I enjoy the ABBA music and I love musicals, but, what a disappointment. Now, the only thing that could fill the blank spot in my heart would be Chocolate Molten Lava Cake at Chilis. So, yep, appetizers and CMLCake and the night was a success, spending time with the fam.....Knowing today, I was going to lunch with good friends and to "Becoming Jane", yes, the Jane Austen movie. Lunch was fun and Danica came too, then to BJ. It was OK, I wish she could have written the story of her own life for this movie and maybe jazzed it up a touch, but it'll do. That's such a good idea, I'm gonna write my own life to be aired a year or so after I dye. I want Julia Roberts to play me, she's got my wannabe hair and lips, and for Bill, I think that guy from "A Cinderella Story" and "She's the Man". That was a tangent. I just have to say, for all the looking forward to the MM and BJ, they were both a disappointing, but I know my night at home with Bill, watching a video on the wall in the basement, with some popcorn is gonna top both of these events. (not sure how it will compare to Ruth Chris tomorrow night, me a Ruth Chris have bonded)

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Good advise:

Never make cookies out of a "bar" recipe....(I don't have a camera right now, or I would show you the cookie specimen)

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

I KNOW, I'M SLIGHTLY OBSESSED, AND HAVE BEEN FOR YEARS, WITH JANE AUSTEN - ITS ABOUT TIME THEY PAY TRIBUTE TO HER! THATS ALL..

Friday, August 17, 2007

3 month honeymoon comes to an end!


DANICA AND BRENNON ARE COMING HOME TODAY!!!
PARTY AT THE GUTTERY'S HOME TONIGHT AT 8:00. EVERYONE READING THIS IS INVITED. WE MISSED YOU TWO!



Thursday, August 16, 2007

I Love my husband the Ticketmaster! He always takes care of my musical needs. The fam is going to Mamma Mia next week! (Sorry Brennon, bring sunglasses and you can sleep through it)
Last night we had a stake "Beehive Camp" reunion. I serve in the stake YW presidency and we helped to put together a Beehive Camp for the girls that didn't get to go on the Trek this year. We had about 15 amazing YCL's that were a blast (one of them being Kayla) On skit night they came out as a boy band and danced to "I want it that way". The Beehives went crazy and the dancing was hilarious. I wish I had video of it. Bill and I couldn't have been more proud of our "wannabe boy band daughter" (L to R Jessica Spencer, Kayla, Katie Riley, Rachel Larson and Mallory Guthrie)

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Yes, we have no bananas or Millions of Peaches, peaches for you - Take your "pick"



YEP, ANYONE WHO KNOWS ME, KNOWS IM A FRUIT LADY, AT LEAST THAT IS WHAT ABOUT 500 WOMEN KNOW ME AS. BUT I AM NOT ALONE IN THIS FRUITINESS, NO, MY SISTER PAULA IS MUCH FRUITIER THAN I. SHE STARTED WITH THE FRUIT AND SHARED ITS "RIPE" REWARDS WITH ME. ITS UTAH FRUIT WE GET, AND THOUGH IT IS SOMETIMES "THE PITS" TAKING ORDERS AND CALLING PEOPLE BACK, IT USED TO BE THE MOST FUN TIME I COULD HAVE, HANGING WITH MY SISTER SHARING "JUICY" GOSSIP AND LAUGHING FOR TWO DAYS STRAIGHT. MAYBE SOMEDAY WE CAN GET BACK TO "PEARING UP", BUT FOR NOW, SHE WORKS THE MESA PICK-UP AND I THE QUEEN CREEK PICK-UP. (I know, this is really corny, but it was fun)

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

President James E. Faust past away on the 10th and his funeral is today. He is a devoted disciple of the Lord and I love him and will miss hearing and seeing him.
Yuck! For FHE last night we did projects and then jumped in the cool refreshing pool - NOT! It was like a warm bathtub! Gross!

Friday, August 10, 2007

Bunco!

These are my Bunco friends, and there are 16 of us. This group consists of alot of friends from the Chandler Heights Ward that we got TORN away from. Its been a great way for me to keep connected with friends. Anyone who plays bunco knows, its not the game, its the friends that you go for. I wish they were all bloggers so I could visit with them more, but Charlene and Jenny are, so we'll have to convert the rest.



(below) This is what bunco looks like (not that I got one) But I did get a prize for the lowest score - story of my life. I got some good info about new places to eat - so another post is in the works all about FOOD! I wont reveil any names but one of my bunco friends was talking alot about crack - you know who you are, and we're not afraid to perform an intervention! We talked about jewlery, cool doctors who are going to heaven, Texas, Jane Austen, husbands that dont talk alot, mother-in-laws and much more. These girls are the best and I look forward to visiting with them every month.






Wednesday, August 8, 2007


Just a few shots from Shaynas B-day with cousins and friends.


Zane being tormented by 6 girls






McKenna,Tessa,Shayna,Ethan,Nathaniel,Bailee,
Taryn,Aspin & Quinn




Movie suggestions???

These are some of my favorite shows, not including First Knight, Little Women, A Knights Tail etc...... Do you see the theme? Now its your turn, look at these and let me know others that are this same type that I might enjoy. I know Im missing a ton of great flicks and I have a ton of cookie dough to make my "movie treats"















If you havent seen all of these.......... Please do.



Dear Journal,



My day started off with waking the kids up at 6:00 am like every day, offering family prayers and taking off to go biking with Becky. We biked pretty hard for and hour and then I came home to get kids out the door. When they left the house was pretty clean and somewhat OK on laundry, so I decided to do some work on cleaning up our fruit list. About 10:30 Mary Mclure called and asked why I wasnt at the presidency meeting - I thought it was at 10:00 on Wednesday, so they put me on speaker phone and we had an hour meeting. Kayla brought Alex M. home for lunch and I grabbed a shower before Paula got here. When she got here we got busy on fruit list until Danicas friend, Rachel came over, cute as ever. We got back to work for about 20 minutes until the girls and their friends came home from school. I got them treats and sent them out to swim (except Kayla who kept trying to play music and I had to continually ask her to turn it off) We got about another 30 minutes of work finished and then I had to take Mckenna, Rahgen and Katelyn to acheivement. Came home and did another 30 minutes of work til I had to pick them up and go by Breeas school and pick her and Blair up. Got home in time to give Kayla the keys to the car to go to LIGHT practice. Then I checked the computer and realized I needed to get the fruit info. out on the internet - so I worked on that. Made the kids some tuna-helper (yes, they love it) found a present for Graces bridal shower, curled my hair, gave the kids instructions, and Bill and I left at the same time. He went to the church and I went to the Bridal shower. Saw some good friends, Brenda, Karen, Grace, Kathy, Janice and lots more. Becky P. wasnt there and it was her b-day so a Brenda, Karen and I decided to heart-attack her yard. Pretty exciting for us old ladies to knock and run - we decided we need to do that teenage stuff more. This is pretty much a day for me, give or take a few details. Not to exciting, but I do love my life.

Monday, August 6, 2007

i want kristalls camera

Sunday, August 5, 2007

More pictures from Saturday Night


Great Night with great friends at the Bamboo Club


Emergency Room Skit

Great Picture Kristall and Jason



Yea! Tamee and Keith home from VA!

GUTTERYISMS

  • 4/12 Shayna - I said "I really want to buy that table but I dont know where I would put it" (been buying used furniture that I want to redo and its been cluttering up the garage. Shayna said in her sweet inocent voice "you can put it in the garage?"
  • 4/12 - Tessa "Mom, you know what I dont like about mornings? - the sun!"
  • 4/12 - Shayna got her braces a couple of weeks ago and her teeth are starting to go together and she said "Im gonna miss my gap" and she was seriously sad - she wont get to squirt water through her teeth.
  • 3/12 Breea again..... "Mom, I thought it was Lack toesintolerant and I was lacking the toesintolerant, until I read the label"
  • 3/12 Breea was talking about college and she said "In my siriculum (curriculum), I have to take physicology (psychology)"
  • 3/12 - Tessa said - I want to take the "long cut" (instead of the short cut)
  • 3/12 When tucking Shayna and Tessa in Shayna said "You dont have to worry, I set out all your clothes for school tomorrow" - Very Shayna
  • 11/10 When Kayla was little she should always cover her eyes when we went by a graveyard.
  • 4/10 Dont want to forget that Shayna calls the pools water fall a waderfoddle. She also called Aunt Kay, Uncle Kay??? McKenna got grandpa mixed up when she was little and called him "Bunka"
  • 3/10 For some reason, our family forgets the rules to Mexican rummy, shang hi and ALOT of card games, so last Sunday we just delt cards and everyone played whatever rule they wanted. The game lasted about 4 minutes, but we all won!
  • 2/10 I was going to work in Tessas class and she said "Mom, what if you mess up" and I told her I would try not to, but the next thing I know she is asking me if I will pray with her and ask Heavenly Father to help me not mess up. She prayed, and I didnt mess up! (all papers were copied a colated correctly)
  • 3/10 McKenna saying what she liked about Brennon on his Birthday "I like your style and your swager"
  • 12/09 Tessa went to the girls play and said "Willy wonka is hot"
  • 12/09 Kayla has a slight ring worm problem and if you try to hug her she says "OK, but your gonna get all wormy"
  • 12/09 Tessa has been adding Sophia in every prayer including the blessing and this is what she says "Please bless that Sophia will feel better in no time" and her blessing tonight was "Please bless that none of the kids singing on the truck will fall out" - Shes a great prayer
  • 12/09 Tessa said "Mom, I think Im on Santas Bad list" I said "probably not, why are you worried about it?" Tessa "I really dont like coal"
  • 02/09 I asked McKenna if she had taken a shower and she said "I took one, but it didnt work"
  • 11/08 Shayna said "I wish we could have quads like the Poulsens and Jensens, but were too unrich"
  • 10/08 I was bringing Breea home from school and she asked "Can I do my jobs tomorrow? I asked why and she said "If you were to take all the headaches in the world and put them together - thats my headache" DRAMA
  • 10/08 Tessa hands me the camera as we are walking out the door and says "You better take this in case I do something cute"
  • 9/08 Shayna was about 5 and she was giving dad a message and he said "thats a deep tissue message" she said "hold on" and left and came back with toilet paper and stuffed it down his shirt and said "I want to give you a deep tissue message"
  • 8/08 Tessa after hearing some of Kaylas guy friends talk has picked up a new saying "Girls are the devil" - nice.
  • 8/08 As I was carpooling I asked Bailee who she wanted to marry, she said Dallin. Shayna said "Well he is cute mom, no offense"
  • Kayla - She says almost on a daily basis "This will be the last time........" Whether its someone moving, leaving on a mission, the last two weeks before graduation, etc.....
  • Brennon - Whenever he does something he knows we dont like or accidently steps on a toe or runs into someone, he just puts his hand up, smiles and says "high five" You gotta love it
  • Danica - Classic saying "Asians are geneous's"
  • Tessa - 6/08 At the doctors office he was looking in her sore ear and noticed there was still a stitch left in her eyebrow and proceeded to take it out while I was holding her down. She screamed really loud, looked at the doctor and said "I am NOT loving this"
  • Shayna 4/08 She came running in the house, grabed a dress and started heading back out the door to go to Nathaniels baptism. I said "Hey, come back we have to do your hair" She said "No, I dont want to be pretty for Nathaniel" Sure enough, when Bailee and Taryn came over they had their hair perfectly curled, cutest dresses and their shoes matched their dresses (unlike Shaynas)
  • McKenna 4/08 - I had the best dream last night. Mom: What about? McKenna: Snickerdoodles.
  • McKenna and Brennon - 4/08 McKenna: I want to put light blue hightlights in my hair like Klowd 9 - Brennon: I want Lypo.
  • Breea - 4/08 (In a very dramatic manner) "My coach almost killed us today, a few of us threw up, some passed out, she wanted to kill us. I almost threw up."
  • Tessa - 4/08 Talking to Grandma said "The Easter Monster leaves me lipstick under my pillow"
  • Shayna = 4/08 Kayla called from a show but couldnt talk. She said she would call at intermission. Shayna heard me say this and said "Kaylas in her mission?"
  • McKenna - 4/08 "Mom your not fashionable, but you can grow into fashion. It just takes about a month"
  • Kayla - 4/08 Mom said "Its crazy how I have two batches of girls, the older set and the younger" Kayla - "Im glad we could be your test batch"
  • Tessa 4/08 "Brodey - Lets get this party started"
  • Shayna 3/08 I asked her what she did at the gym daycare center she said "I just cleaned things and organized them"
  • Breea 3/08 While saying a prayer at Grandma and Grandpa Hatchs, she says "Bless the Hatchs". Her grandparents were wondering if she even knew she was their granddaughter.
  • McKenna 2/08 Mom, dont buy meat or sugar, Im turning vetrenarian.
  • Tessa 2/08 Mom: Tessa, your such a good girl. Tessa: I dont say stupid or do bad sings.
  • Tessa 1/08 - She was getting chewed on by the puppy and she was half-laughing saying "Are you evil or not evil?"
  • Shayna (6 years old) - She was mesaging dads back and he said "little harder, I need a deep tissue rub" So she went into the bathroom and got a handfull of toilet paper and stuffed down his shirt (deep tissue)
  • Shayna, 11/12/07 Mom: Shayna, say your prayers and thank Heavenly Father for all your blessings. Shayna (super tired): Thats so much. Do I have to thank him for ALL of them right now?
  • TESSA 2007 HALLOWEEN "SHRICK OR SHREET"
  • Some of our favorite word to call each other when gas is passed: POOPER MCGOOPER, FARTER MCGARTER, FLUFFER MCGUFFER, CRAPPER MCGRAPPER, AND TOOTER MCGOOTER
  • Danica (2) Yepadottado
  • Tessa (3) "Mom, I luz you and you luz me - weez luverz"
  • Tessa (3) - "Youz fweekn naughty" Mom "Who taught you that?" Tess "yo mom" (Thanks older sisters)
  • Breea 3 years - We have lots of gerds in our famie.
  • Tessa 2 years - Yoooz funny!
  • Tessa would often take off her shoes at church and when we asked her why she kept taking them off she said "my feet are grumpy". I guess it was better than Shayna at that age not wearing underwear to church (many times) We finally had to start doing panty checks before church.
  • Tessa (3) thirteen, fourteen, five-teen
  • McKenna (10 in a couple of weeks) - Mom, please let me go in with you. Mom - why. Mckenna - I saw a sign that said "criminal on the loose" Mom - I promise not to go in, I'll just talk to her at the door. McKenna - Im gonna roll down my window and watch you *tears bubbling up in her eyes. Mom to friend - Is there a sign that says "criminal on the loose" in your neighborhood? Friend - No, just "crime watch" neighborhood sign.
  • Kip, Kip, Kurray!
  • Tessa said "Can you take my brain off" and I asked her why, and she said "Its really so tight" 8/9/07
  • "sorry your such a looser" *pointer finger used as a puppet - McKenna (5)
  • Grandma Guttery was showing Shayna (4) a picture of me pregnant with her and Grandma said "Thats you inside your mamas belly" and Shayna said "She ate me?"
  • I need some Wotion on my Weggs - Tessa 3
  • Guess what guys? If you put the milk back in the refrigerator it will stay cold. - Kayla 17
  • TESSAS RENDITION OF "OH CHRISTMAS TREE" TURNED INTO "OH PISSMAS PEE" (SHE COULDNT FIGURE OUT WHY EVERYONE WANTED HER TO SING IT ALL THE TIME)
  • "I REALLY DONT LIKE PEOPLE IN THE KITCHEN WHEN I CLEAN, ITS MORE PEACEFUL AND I LOVE THE WAY THE COUNTERS FEEL WHEN I WASH THEM" - SHAYNA (6) - JUNE
  • "YOUR HAPPY WID ME MOM" - TESSA - EVERYDAY
  • Kayla - 4/08 Mom said "Its crazy how I have two batches of girls, the older set and the younger" Kayla - "Im glad we could be your test batch"